ireallyhatecornnuts:

Tasha: She’s like

Tasha: the closest thing I have to a hero.

Tasha: I just also would like to have sex with her because I am, at heart, Jack Harkness.

Tasha: Is there a way to tell someone, “I legitimately look up to you and respect you as a person and value your contributions to the world but I would also like to see you naked,” without being an asshole?

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sylveonce:

i feel like everyone in the supernatural fandom wants a human!impala episode, but they are torn between wanting it to be a badass lady impala and wanting it to be a dude impala that insists on being called “baby”

fandomacepilot:

Repeat after me kids:

A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. 

mudbloodsandmischiefgod:

 

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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