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labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

tourettesandsex:

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xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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justpromisemewellbeallright:

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

Miranda knows… We don’t even speak HER name that’s how much she ruined it.

*shudders just thinking about it*